Tan House Newland offers a venue that transports you beyond the ordinary into a realm of pure enchantment. Step away from the every day, leave your worries behind, and immerse yourself in an extraordinary and fantastical experience.
The Ark & The Teepee: Experience Tan House Newland
Have you ever dreamed of a unique venue that takes you out of the ordinary and into the extraordinary? Tan House Newland offers precisely that. Enjoy complete escapism as you leave your cars and cares behind and immerse yourself in a fantastical experience.
A quintessential 17th-century English country house that looks just like a dollhouse—but look a little closer. Step into the courtyard's stunning Teepee, adorned with vintage crystal candelabras, zebras, giraffes, tigers, flamingos, lush greenery, and Balinese umbrellas, all beautifully lit with twinkling pea lights and colour-changing uplighting.
Surreal and dreamlike, this fabulously curated space is ready-dressed without the need for additional décor but flexible enough for you to add your own personalised touches.
The Ark is a wonderfully rustic space with many versatile uses. Perfect for humanist ceremonies and drinks receptions, it opens up to the divine manicured pleasure garden, topiary avenue, and a glorious exotic pineapple fountain.
What to Expect
After your enquiry, your main point of contact will be Tanya Somerset. She will ask you what time you’d like your hot tub to be ready, help with your seating and sleeping plans, and ask about your favourite colours, aromas, and flavours, subtly weaving these into your experience.
When You Arrive
Greeted by fresh flowers and a glass of bubbly, hosts Tanya & François will help you with your bags and take you shopping (a day before if necessary). You will receive a guided tour and their phone numbers. They will oversee your stay, intuitively knowing when to be at your service and when to give you space.
Unique Atmosphere
There is both formality and informality, with a sort of faded grandeur. The best china, silver, and crystal are haphazardly placed in a bucolic, carefree manner, with a casual zebra or tiger peeking through plush ostrich feathers. The atmosphere feels like another era and another country entirely—exotic and hospitable.
Evening Delights
The Teepee has a glorious central fire pit tended by the hosts. After a big meal, you can’t help but gravitate to the inviting flames. The lights dim, marshmallows are on hand, and our playlist has us singing and swaying around the fire. It feels like a safari camp with our best desert island disc companions. It's another delightful journey when the hosts bring in multi-coloured candy floss and gelato. Early check-in, late check-out, and a delicious farewell brunch make for a dream you won’t want to end.
Hot Tub Experience
The wood-fired hot tub is a thing of beauty. It is cedar on the outside and pearlised oyster-like on the interior. There are three on-site.
Tan House Newland is not just a venue; it’s an experience. From the luxurious accommodation and personalised service to the unique dining experiences and enchanting atmosphere, every moment here is designed to be memorable. For a special event or a serene getaway, Tan House Newland offers an extraordinary escape into a world of wonder and delight.
An exceptional place, beautiful landscape. Very nice and warm owners. We ate very well and slept very well. I recommend Tanya and François. Thank you for this magical moment.
"Discover the charm of Briery Hill House in Gloucestershire, a hidden gem perfect for unique weddings. Nestled in the beautiful countryside, this venue offers a blend of elegance and rustic charm like no other."
In keeping with the bedrooms, the restaurant, lounges and bar are cloaked with an air of dignified style and sophisticated elegance creating a warm ambience and welcome as soon as they step through the front door.
Location
Laundry Lane, Newland Valley Estate, Royal Forest of Dean, Gloucestershire, England GL16 8NQ, United Kingdom
An exceptional place, beautiful landscape. Very nice and warm owners. We ate very well and slept very well. I recommend Tanya and François. Thank you for this magical moment.
I'm going to write these few words from the heart, as we decided to drive 12 hours to a little piece of paradise to get married.
We met Tanya and François, a couple as endearing as they were professional, who looked after us as if we were family.
The 16 of us were made to feel right at home, with comfortable beds, excellent food, relaxing surroundings and breathtaking views.
I would recommend this address in its entirety, with no negative points whatsoever.
Francois and Tanya, I can't thank you enough for everything you did for us this weekend, so singular in a lifetime.
You are extraordinary,
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Dining
Dining Experiences
The food is delicious. Choose between gourmet experiences like a Venetian Banquet, Mamma Mia Mezedes and the new Moroccan Fling. Meals are served buffet style with generous quantities and deliciously prepared dishes. Inspired by Continental, Middle Eastern, and Moroccan cuisine, these meals are a feast for the eyes and tastebuds. Themed cocktail aperitifs and digestifs top and tail the meal, with palate cleansers and scrumptious petit fours. The homemade meringues are a highlight.
Rooms
Sleepover
You are in for a treat if you’re lucky enough to stay. The rooms are beautifully designed with soothing chalky walls and highly desirable Designers Guild soft furnishings. The mattresses are just right, not too soft, not too hard. The towels are proper bath sheet size, the sheets are Egyptian cotton, and the fluffy gowns and comfy slippers are perfect for relaxation. Tan House Newland has its signature reed diffuser scent, which you will want to take home.